Stewie Griffin: Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Women, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass. It’s like, it’s like why can’t you just hang out with guys, you know, just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you do with women, but with your buddy. You know wha, why don’t guys just do that?
Brian Griffin: They do. It’s called being gay.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, is that what gay is? Oh, yeah. I could totally get into that.

And now its officially out! According to TVSquad, Family Guy creator, Seth McFarlane, reveals to the errr… readers… of Playboy magazine that perpetually-one-year-old Stewie Griffin, the main cartoon character of the show, is gay. This reminds me of the post-HP reveal of Dumbledore’s deepest darkest secrets being revealed outside of canon. Fabulous, truly, but not headspinning.

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